The Daddy Chronicles: Lesson #1,452

Do not allow your 3 year old son to hold the 20 oz bottle of Sprite while you two are in the store. No matter how many times he tells you "I got it Daddy...I'll hold it". Just know that it WILL get opened, he WILL take it straight to the head, and it WILL be spilled all over the floor in the store. 

Lesson #1,453:  When #1,452 happens, quickly leave the scene of the crime before before detected.